Dear Human Dad...
Dear Human Dad,
Thank you dad.
For taking me home from the shelter six years ago.
What do you call it?
Gotcha-Versary?
Adopt-a-versary?
Whatever you call it, I think it’s cute.
I call it springing me out of feline prison.
I mean, it’s better than the cats on the streets you feed, but still.
Thank you for feeding them by the way.
Nothing is better than a home.
Nothing is better than my bed.
Well……your bed.
I guess….our bed?
Who am I kidding. I’m the cat, what’s yours is mine first.
Thanks for all the food.
Especially the treats. Speaking of which, can I have those more often?
Thanks for the water fountains, I like the one near where you work all the time. Which reminds me….you should work less and take more naps with us.
We like when you nap with us.
Thanks for always keeping a clean home. I don’t know why you don’t lick yourself clean like we do, but you do the best you can.
Thanks for my friends: Sophie, Mona, and my new brother, Vance…..
Now that Vance isn’t hiding under the bed all the time he’s really nice, I like laying on him.
Thank you for getting rid of that mean girl, and the mean boy.
We didn't like the way they made you sad.
You were very sad, and we are happy you are doing so much better.
Especially me. I don’t want to ever be without you.
So, thank you, Human Dad.
For being such a good human dad.
Love, your cat,
Tucker